These are your good years
don't take my advice
you never wanted the nice boys anyway
and I'm of good cheer
cause I've been checking my list
the gifts you're receiving from me will be
one awkward silence
and two hopes you
cry yourself to sleep staying up
waiting by the phone
(and all I want this year)
Is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
before you bury yourself alive

Don't come home for christmas
you're the last thing I wanna see
underneath the tree.
merry christmas
I could care less

happy new years baby
you owe me the best gift I will ever ask for
don't call me up
when the snow comes down
it's the only thing I want this year
one awkward silence
and two hopes you
cry yourself to sleep staying up
waiting by the phone
(all I want this year)
Is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
before you bury yourself alive

Don't come home for christmas
you're the last thing I wanna see
underneath the tree.
merry christmas
I could care less

Don't come home for christmas
you're the last thing I wanna see
underneath the tree. (don't come home for christmas)
merry christmas
I could care less

Don't come home for christmas
you're the last thing I wanna see
underneath the tree. (don't come home for christmas)
merry christmas
I could care less

[Patrick, in a lisp:]
Sweet! A Christmas song! They must've spent a lot of money on
that...Ooh, this one time, this one Christmas I got this-
[beeps Deck the Halls]